Outrageous and deeply cynical, with a vicious sense of humor about the state of celebrity and Hollywood culture. Like Get Shorty on bath salts… a fast and wild read.
Action packed, hilarious and riveting. And, if you are a writer thinking about venturing out to Hollywood, KILLING KARDASHIAN is a must read.
Killing Kardashian is a stunning audacious, and at times violently humorous romp into the heart of Hollywood told through the eyes of two deeply conflicted antagonists. Killing Kardashian manages to brilliantly hold a mirror up to the insanity of pseudo celebrity, fame and creative Hollywood and is a must read for any Film Studies curriculum.
Wow. Big, audacious, funny. This is a violent, impolite satire about people and institutions that deserve to be violently and impolitely satirized.
Killing Kardashian A Hollywood Satire Book.
THE KILLER was a twisted psychopath who had spent a lifetime preparing for this one day. He needed to make a statement. Something Biblical. Epic. Comparable to the Friday when JFK was shot, or the Tuesday the Twin Towers fell, this day had to be remembered long after he was gone.
And because the Killer was a cunning man, the day he chose for his slaughter was Halloween. A holiday he could hide behind a mask and walk amongst the costumed revelers on the looney tunes LA streets, and no one would be the wiser.
For, he had only twenty-four hours to accomplish his objective. No more, no less. After that, the LAPD, and the FBI would be all over him. And even though the psychopath was well planned, he imagined that Killing the Kardashians with their complex schedules and airtight security, would be an impossible feat at best.
Still he had to try. Something had to be done.
THE MARINE was born a hot-tempered Irishman, who wanted to be a Screenwriter long before he ever thought about being John Wayne, and everyday he penned stories about larger than life heroes into his journal, while dreaming in Technicolor about a decadent Hollywood future, complete with a hot actress girlfriend and a ‘Magnum PI’ Ferrari.
All he had to do was sell that first spec script about his life in the Delta Force, then his show biz life would fall right into place. So what he didn’t have an agent? So what he would be venturing into a fading industry, where cheap reality TV executives were replacing the towns best writers. He didn’t care. He was manufactured at Parris Island! Built to persevere, designed to adapt, overcome and achieve! God would never make a racehorse out of a donkey, and Gunnery Sergeant Roscoe Patrick Cahill was convinced that the good lord above created him specifically to be one of Hollywood’s greatest screenwriters! Pity the fool who gets in his way!
Killing Kardashian a Hollywood Satire Book.
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